Girls are like Subatomic Particles

I can't decide whether they are more like protons or electrons...

Like electrons, they historically go one way, but in reality go the opposite way. Also, they are attracted to protons, but always keep a distance by moving. And finally, like electrons, you can't keep track of a girl.

However, girls are also like protons. They hang around in clusters and prefer the company of neutrons; the "support" particles that are otherwise useless and might as well be protons themselves without the properties of protons. Electrons swarm around protons at various and complicated levels away from them and, given the right motivation, can jump from level to level.



My final thoughts...
This is the kind of thing science nerds think about. They draw similarities between scientific fact and incomprehensible nature to allow them to better understand. For scientifically oriented guys, science will always be an easier concept than women. The Big Bang Theory should be taking notes.